Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

zach and cheese

When your friend Zach is has passed out so you cover their body in cheese.

friend 1: what did you do yesterday?
Friend 2: I made some Zach and cheese
Friend 3: That's why he smells like mozzarella.

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid

Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020

pipe cheese

when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese

Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.

by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020

cheese hudlson

Chase Hudson’s lookalike

I found cheese Hudlsons tiktok

by Riverdog50 June 4, 2020