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Canadian

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present
In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.
by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020
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Canadian Mario

It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian
John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario
by BiggeCheese105 May 15, 2023
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024
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Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.
Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.
by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025
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Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
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Canadian Proposal

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.
I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.
by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018
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Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
by Fudreaux October 19, 2011
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