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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup
Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.
by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019
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The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
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Indonesian Mud Slap

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black
Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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California Mud

Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.
In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.
by wakkadoodooo October 8, 2017
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Mud Duck

Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.
That gal is a mud duck, just leave her be.
by 🐺 December 31, 2024
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mud cheeks

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.
Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?
by rotthemelt May 16, 2023
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