Bearddruff

Beard dandruff

I have really bad bearddruff.

by Yr mother July 5, 2024

bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.

by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

Beardless Mike

A slang term for penis

I went to a roller derby event and someone had their beardless mike hanging out of their pants

by Fist56 January 25, 2026

beard card

a subsidiary of the word “face card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard

Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines

by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Beardilocks

When a guy has juuuuust the right amount of facial hair, body hair and a Dad bod.

Amy: “My husband has a Dad bod and just the right amount of facial hair.”

Zach: “How about his body hair?”

Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”

by Amyl86 May 14, 2025

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025