blindfh

noun 1. a p2p program ex. kazaa
noun 2. a group of people bringing the news eg. newsgroup
verb: to bring someone good news

that marko guy needs a full blindh to help him out on this

by RiddleMaster July 28, 2004

Blinddog

A deviant sex performance, deprived from the act of an erection blowing in ones eye.

"hey man the other night when you jizzed on my face....you really made me blinddog.

by xaliXshax April 28, 2009

blindakins

people who move in their life in such a benign way they take everything around them in with no question or contemplation, they work 9-5 jobs their whole life and never question the authorities that slave them in a modern form, they are always quick to judge and never use compassion as a sense of meaning. these are the people who walk around with blinders on their eyes

blind-a-kin blind-a-kins blindakins

by Tha ShaMan February 15, 2010

blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 14, 2011

Blindsighting

The act of being led into a false sense of security and tricked following a sexual encounter(usually happens to men from women). Effects of being blindsighted include but are not limited to: restraining orders, cessation of relationships, withholding of sex until an unnecessary apology is delivered, filing of criminal charges, etc.

Jake thought everything was cool after his one-night stand with Tanya until she got a hold of his number and called him up the next day. She said she was really uncomfortable with what happened and just wanted to talk to him about it. Her quivering voice caused him to panic, spitting out everything he could think of to get her to calm down, recanting the events of what happened the night before. As soon as he was finished talking about the sex, she said she felt better and hung up. The next week, as Jake was leaving his class, a policeman stopped him and asked him to come to the station. Jake complied, thinking there was nothing wrong. Upon arrival at the station, the officer sat him down and asked him about what had happened two nights before. Jake, confused, asked why that mattered. The officer explained that a Sexual Assault complaint had been filed against him by a girl on campus. The only girl that came to mind was Tanya, so Jake asked if that was who filed it. The officer nodded then proceeded to arrest him. Scared out of his mind, Jake asked why this was happening and insisted he didn't do anything wrong (as he was led to believe). The officer calmly explained that he had already confessed to the "assault" over the phone with Tanya. It was then that Jake realized what had happened.

"Holy shit. . .She told me she was ok. . .but she was just blindsighting me!"

by FrozenBonez August 31, 2013

blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.

We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.

by Nogdog October 16, 2014

Blindporn

When you hear your neighbors shagging, or hearing an unattractive person shagging whom makes noise like a porn star, often those living in an apartment, condo, or other close quarters may be kept awake at night by a loud neighbor shagging

Damn, my neighbor may be hit with the ugly stick but she give some good Blindporn.

New roommate be giving out the Blindporn all da time.

by Vipervixen August 4, 2015