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Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.
That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.
by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011
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Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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social bio-metric

richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .
His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011
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Social Justice Wankers

People who make complete asses of themselves, they lack in basic manners and respect for other people, making everything in life unfun (censoring anything of course), saying you or anyone who's got the wrong thinking is a bigot (any different opinions to them all because you are being an individual thinker), they believe they are making the world a better place by harassing/bullying people & still think they are good people in everything they do! (but not really)
MAN THOSE SOCIAL JUSTICE WANKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN (SMH)!?
by Stank Stevo April 29, 2021
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Social justice dilemma

A situation where you make mistake related to social justice, which makes another person uncomfortable. You would like to apologize for it, but you feel like you can't because the individual would view you as being privileged and inconsiderate. The individual will likely not even hear you out or give you a chance to redeem yourself, because of their view of you being biased and unwilling to talk to people who they think are like that, even if those people are not actually that way at all. As result, you are never able to apologize, which causes you to have to carry some regret from the incident around with you for a long time.
I once liked a girl. I had a crush on her while I was in high school, but never had the guts to talk to her. A year or two after I graduated high school, I decided to try to at least be friends with her and tried to find her. I eventually found her and attempted to talk to her, but it came it all wrong because I never really thought about what I should say to her when I ran into her, which because she was a girl made it a difficult situation. I had unintentionally embarrassed her, but because of gender inequality it may never be possible to apologize to her, which makes this situation like a social justice dilemma. I still lug the regret of happened because of it today.
by Vanguard 1998 September 8, 2020
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social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.
Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.
by Sagealicious May 28, 2017
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Social Justice Sleepwalker

An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.
John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.
by Puckhard.com October 5, 2019
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