salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.

She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.

by BKees May 11, 2015

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad

What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.

by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015