Wanket

Wank blanket

A blanket or cover that a man uses to jerk it and might still sleep in.

F1:"Dude.. I was at Stan's house and needed to crash but when he handed me a blanket it was soft and crusty at the same time"

F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"

F1:"fuck no"

by The wavy train July 27, 2024

wankerpoo

a term used by a blonde girl from essex to her boyfriend when he winds her up

why did you tell me united scored when im watching it on stream you wankerpoo!

by jameswfc17 October 3, 2023

Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes

I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023

Wenken

A strong , sexy man. There is only one. He enjoys playing baseball. Wenken can be good at many things, well this is because he secretly has superpowers. While Wenken is known by a lot of folks, he keeps his circle small. You’re lucky if you met Wenken even once in your life as he is in the North America continent. He likes gorillas for zero reason and will talk a lot of sh*t knowing well he’s not gonna do anything! That’s just Wenken , The guy everyone loves.

Omg look it’s Wenken!

Let’s go Wenken!

by Suede October 17, 2023

Wicked

To get freaky

I’m about to get wickedddd

by Sexxy redd October 24, 2023

wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

Wanker

A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso

Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'

by notawanker December 25, 2023