waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Tard waffle

A word to describe idiots that like png tubers

your a freaking Tard waffle

by stoopidrak448 July 12, 2022

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

Waffle burger

Another term for chatting shit basically

‘Mans chatting bare waffle burger’ big man Jakey boy

by Woioilads May 24, 2022

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021