workload

the amount of effort required to bring a girl to your bedroom- the amount of work to drop a load

she was real workload, but in the end worth it

by pbr69 July 18, 2017

Workplace Peacocking

When an employee tries to kiss ass with their amazing bullshit – or – bombard with non-sense repeatable quotes, to look good for management, in the work place

Jason walks into his manager’s office every day, workplace peacocking, in order to show his boss how good he is, with his great bullshit quotes.

by Applejack76 August 22, 2019

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020

Working Man

A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.

Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"

by TheIgLol June 19, 2023

Montage Workout

The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.

Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.

This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.

Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"

Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"

by DubSouth February 22, 2011

yankee workshop

when you really want to call someone a tool but the singular "tool" doesn't cover the tool-ness of the situation. A Yankee Workshop is a glorified tool shed which is where you keep any number of tools.

Dude 1: Are you seeing X right now? He's being a complete tool.
Dude 2: Nah man, X's being a fucking yankee workshop!

by tenragan September 1, 2017

hiit workout

A workout consisting of about forty-five seconds of hardcore exercising, followed by a fifteen-second rest, repeated for a few reps

Those HIIT workouts really paid off-look at how much weight I've lost!

by mogwaipanda May 4, 2018