Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

by nick November 26, 2003

turtle

When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.

by LuLu828 August 24, 2005

turtled

when your partner (as in sex) farts and wont let you get out from under the overs. It must suck!

Yo i am so going to dumb bob cuz he turtled me last night.

by pez October 25, 2003

Turtle

One who slumps down and walks utterly slow, resembling a turle or tortise-like creature. He also goes for drag queen whores who wear excessive amounts of makeup and still looks like shit.

"Cmon turtle, we gotta buy some more Revlon"

by William Reyenoso April 20, 2004

turtle

A Palestinian who sings reggae.

There is a small turtle who lives in the South End, rides a Ducati, and aspires to be the first furniture-making dentist.

by Keshiki October 25, 2004

turtle doving

Butt fucking on the Delaware boarder, as made popular by that twangy Bama song. Anyone with a dick and an asshole can turtle dove, although fags have made the term most popular.

You went turtle doving on the Mason-Dixon line last night?

Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.

by B<3Cliff December 8, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006