shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010

Face Typing

Its when you are tired and lay your face on top of your keyboard and letters randomly appear on screen from th pressure of you face .

After taking some sleeping pills, she was Face Typing messages to me.

by Nastilles September 4, 2010

face assumption

a face-stalker who can conclude from their face-stalking what is going to happen to others

my face assumption is that he is going to get naked with her

by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010

face respect

A punch in the head.

Bob: Chad had a hell of a black eye this morning. What happened to him?

Tony: He was trash-talking last night, so I gave him some face respect.

Bob: Ouch.

by Jovian09 September 19, 2010

Walnut Face

A person who has a very round face coupled with hair matching the color of a walnut.

Oh My God, She's SUCH a Walnut Face!

by anudimog1 June 19, 2010

Safe Face

The kind of face that a certain person has on, right now.

And with that, Grandpappa Ivy put on his safe face.

by Billy Kincaide July 24, 2010

soul-face

The face part of person's soul if applicable.

Husband: This meatloaf is absolutely terrible!
Wife: You just punched me in the soul-face.

by faceless-soul August 25, 2010