Tard

A shortened version of retard. Often used to describe an absolute idiot.

Jeez, look at that tard.

by TheCumBender March 14, 2022

tarascio

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You tarascio

by Thavfeggjnbjhj March 17, 2022

Tard

A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.

Armstrong from this metal gear game is a real tard

by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022

‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!

I put some ‘tard on my dog

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022

Tard waffle

A word to describe idiots that like png tubers

your a freaking Tard waffle

by stoopidrak448 July 12, 2022

tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.

Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.

by Drew Peterson, back the blue July 27, 2022

Tardgasm

The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.

"Bro, I finally got some action last night. That girl totally gave me that Tardgasm"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022