"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky
box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
...
"
Haha, I
love playing stupid, it works every time."