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Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"
Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
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Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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social bio-metric

richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .
His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011
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Social Justice United

A discord server full of Retarded "Journalist"
that make up Bullshit saying that Joe Mama is Transphobic
saying your a Mod for SJU is another way of you saying your Fatherless
SJU mod: Dad im a Mod for Social Justice United
Dad: Im Disowning you
by HistoricalFanatics January 26, 2022
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social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.
That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.
by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
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Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.
Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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