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richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .
His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011
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Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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Social Justice Wankers

People who make complete asses of themselves, they lack in basic manners and respect for other people, making everything in life unfun (censoring anything of course), saying you or anyone who's got the wrong thinking is a bigot (any different opinions to them all because you are being an individual thinker), they believe they are making the world a better place by harassing/bullying people & still think they are good people in everything they do! (but not really)
MAN THOSE SOCIAL JUSTICE WANKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN (SMH)!?
by Stank Stevo April 29, 2021
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The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.
He is Anti-Social just like the Anti-Social Bear.
by theantisocialaccountant October 15, 2017
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Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"
Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
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Social media dumb

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....
Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb
by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017
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Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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