For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021
Get the Jim crackcorn I EYE phonemug. 1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023
Get the Phonemug. Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
Get the Porn Phonemug. Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.
by National Holiday October 7, 2021
Get the National Be On Your Phone Daymug. by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021
Get the play games on yo phonemug. A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017
Get the phone murdermug. When you have headphones in but no music and your just listening to the people conversations around you .
John : did you hear what greg said ¿
Cam : no I had my bus head phones in
John : ohh
John : wait what
John : good job
Cam : no I had my bus head phones in
John : ohh
John : wait what
John : good job
by wataaaaah December 19, 2014
Get the bus head phonesmug.