old chinese dude

a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.

Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.

I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.

by one who knows too little December 17, 2004

Old King Clancy

Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.

"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

by Kid A+ March 23, 2009

old-man-philia

When a smokin' hot girl falls for some wrinkly balls for no apparent reason.

That fireman is old as shit, but she's got some mad old-man-philia going on, so she don't care.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Avon Old Farms

A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch

AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)

by tHree_GirLs March 18, 2009

twelve year old

A little bitch who squeaks at people and then masturbates on them.

Garrett went to his cousin Evan's house to be a twelve year old.

by Poopyschnoopel January 26, 2014

old redmond firehouse

the coolest place in washington to hang out that isn't in seattle, for teens in a safe environment with tons of stuff to do. they have shows all the time and teen feeds, it's so fun.

also called the ofh for short.

hey guys let's go to the old redmond firehouse and watch *insert really cool band name here* play! i heard their lead singer is hot.

by modrocker90 July 20, 2008

Old Gray Mare

A girl who used to be sexy but grows up to be a prune.

guy 1- "Dude, do you remember that smokin hot Ashley chick from highschool?"
guy 2- "Yeah man, shes an old gray mare now."

by Stephan F. September 23, 2009