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My Juniors

An individual's semen.
When she knocked over the cup, all of my juniors i had been saving for the last 3 months fell out and spilled all over the carpet. It felt like getting a shitmunk to the face watching all my hard work go to waste.
by Fapster March 29, 2016
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On My Gang

What OMG actually stands for, Emilee
by Gangster Breezy November 10, 2019
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Not in my house

When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say

"Not in my house"

"Not today ho ho ho"

"No no no"

And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*

Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house

*Flees the scene*
by Datassafras November 18, 2019
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My house

A place that I OWN, I PAY THE RENT FOR, AND I TAKE GOOD CARE OF.
by TheFirstOrangeToad August 21, 2019
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it's my boyfriend

UGLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SOMEONE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND.
Hi people, it's my boyfriend!
by Mattyu December 22, 2017
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My salsa

Someone special to you, makes you laugh, pisses you off, but you are always happy to see them no matter what
That’s my salsa, he dumb asl
by Assassinspride January 11, 2020
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My life

"Hey!"

"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"
by pSychoKidRuinyou1337 January 28, 2020
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