What you say when someone else asks for your help with a so-called "emergency". While this response may indeed be fully valid/appropriate in cases where the asker is unreasonably seeking assistance and/or should be seeking said assistance elsewhere, it unfortunately can also be abused, wherein the speaker may be wrongfully denying the asker reasonable or "Golden Rule" help --- in other words, the same type/degree of assistance that HE HIMSELF would logically expect from others if HE had a similar unexpected crisis in his OWN life.
Stranded motorist: Thanks so much for coming out in the rain to give me a jump-start, Buddy! Bless your heart!
Redneck hippie in an ancient Ford F-150: No problemmo, Dude --- it's only what I'd want myself if I was in this same situation. I'm just sorry you walked all that distance to ask me for help... there's a fairly well-off family who lives a good quarter-mile nearer here than I do, and they have several nice vehicles that they could have helped you with.
Motorist: Yeah, well I actually DID ask there, and the smooth-skinned older hombre who came to the door with a TV-remote in his hand just told me curtly, "It's not my problem --- you should have remembered to turn off your headlights."
Redneck: Really?!?? Well, that totally SUX --- I guess HE'S just never had any problems like this, and so he doesn't know that errors like that can happen to anyone!
Redneck hippie in an ancient Ford F-150: No problemmo, Dude --- it's only what I'd want myself if I was in this same situation. I'm just sorry you walked all that distance to ask me for help... there's a fairly well-off family who lives a good quarter-mile nearer here than I do, and they have several nice vehicles that they could have helped you with.
Motorist: Yeah, well I actually DID ask there, and the smooth-skinned older hombre who came to the door with a TV-remote in his hand just told me curtly, "It's not my problem --- you should have remembered to turn off your headlights."
Redneck: Really?!?? Well, that totally SUX --- I guess HE'S just never had any problems like this, and so he doesn't know that errors like that can happen to anyone!
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Get the my yetti mug.When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say
"Not in my house"
"Not today ho ho ho"
"No no no"
And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
"Not in my house"
"Not today ho ho ho"
"No no no"
And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*
Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house
*Flees the scene*
Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house
*Flees the scene*
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