like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup

Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.

by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019

Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.

I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide

by cockspitter July 11, 2023

mud bombing

the act of going to a bathroom stall, then climbing to the top with your ass parallel to the ground. then proceeding to shit into the toilet six feet below making a "mud-bomb."

hey jack, did you just go mud bombing?!?

by jebig mike July 20, 2017

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Tennessee Mud Flap

An action in which a girl who's pussy is destroyed as well as having shit in it and then queefing in your face and her flaps and the shit goes go all over your nose.

My sister Tennessee Mud Flapped a man and he beat her.

by Poopooman96 March 1, 2025

Mud McClurski

The act of shoving another person's face into the mud. This is usually done as a surprise.

I've, checked your schedule to make sure you are free. It's a perfect chance to get a Mud McClurski from me.

by Eddie Steve March 14, 2025