Jonny

1) a buff little emo kid. kinda queer but ya' cant beat him.
2) a huge willy

3) my son.

1) oh wow i need a jonny so bad.

2) Gosh thats a big Jonny.

3) i love you jonny, do the dishes.

by jonnys mother August 28, 2007

JohnnyFive

He is the most balla of ballas. He can't be stopped.

JohnnyFive is da shit.

by JohnnyFive21 February 18, 2008

JONNY

robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth

Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY

by pauliam October 14, 2011

Johnnys

Pocket(pair in the hole) Jacks as a starting hand on Texas hold'em poker

He went all in with the Johnnys but was called by a guy with Aces. Unlucky!

by JKitsos December 20, 2008

Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers October 14, 2011

Johnna

The act of massaging a man's genitals whilst lick his anus.

Person a: I gave Tony a Johnna last night.
Person b: You're a dirty skank, we can't talk anymore.

by Cuntwallet June 26, 2010

jonny

Skate Vocab.
An ollie where the tail does not touch the ground, yet air is still gained.

Oh my god, you just Jonny'd over a brick, it looked shit.

by mr. thing October 1, 2006