by scalibrini August 19, 2007
While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!
The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
by Lords of Pelham June 12, 2011
criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"
Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"
Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"
by girl April 20, 2004
The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.
"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"
by awful chief April 13, 2010
The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.
"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"
by Julia Thebellyjobqueen July 29, 2008
When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.
by BIGbootybitchescamehard76 June 01, 2011
It begins with a 'reverse' tea bag. (you approach from above the head)this way the sack covers the eyes. the recipient flutters their eyelids in attempt to see what just happened.
You must be very careful, their reaction can be quite painful.
You must be very careful, their reaction can be quite painful.
by Woodwacker May 16, 2008