blum job

when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male ejaculates a bloody, spermy icing like mixture in the female's mouth.

Person #1: Did you hear why Vanessa broke up with Allen?

Person #2: Ya i heard he gave her a blum job

by Mike Hunt S. Harry September 26, 2009

phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

by PDaniel February 22, 2011

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

Rib Job

The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.

"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"

by awful chief April 13, 2010

Belly Job

The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.

"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"

by Julia Thebellyjobqueen October 3, 2008

Stuff Job

During intercourse, the male jams his scrotum into the vagina or anus.

She's been walking funny ever since I gave her a stuff job

by Herpesaurous Rex September 13, 2010

Gooch Job

When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.

Doshier managed to convince Piera to give him a gooch job last night. Yea he came..... HARD

by BIGbootybitchescamehard76 November 6, 2011