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Judgmental James

An easily unimpressed chef with a flawless palate, able to tell you the ingredient in an item with a single taste.

A lover of things that do what they say they do... every other product can “get out of here!”

Notoriously bad at using chopsticks and opening boiled eggs. Tells it like it is; will tell you their impressions of anything and everything without any concerns - straight to the point and sassy.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.)
BEN: “James, would you be able to identify the powder in front of you?”
JAMES: “It’s turmeric.”
BEN: “Anything else you can get?”
JAMES: “Ginger and Cinnamon”
BEN: “3 out of 3”

2.)
JAMES: “What’s nostalgic about this? A cucumber sandwich... Did you used to eat a lot of cucumber sandwiches as a child? Because I’m pretty sure I’d of thrown this at you...and I’m still tempted to do that, in all fairness.”

Ahh- very judgy Judgmental James today! 😂
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Drew James

107 on awesomeness scale, the highest ever recorded. A baller, and incredible rap lyricist.
BOB: Whats awesome, a baller, and unbeatable in a freestlye comp?
JIM: Drew James!!
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James Boutros

Some tall faggot that likes basketball and men. He dislikes Islam’s and he hates black people. He is a school shooter and plans to shoot up the school named peepee elementary.
Jesse: Did you see that tall lanky nigga James Boutros?

JoJo: Yea that’s my bro though don’t talk shit cuh.
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James Haas

A James Haas is someone that is a legend. A James Haas is so cool and good with a basketball. A James Haas is a name for a sexy beast that’s popularity rate touches the sky.
Boy 1: who’s that kid sinking them three’s. Boy 2: that’s James Haas. But your right look at those three’s splashing.

Girl 1: who’s that sexy beast. Girl 2: that’s James Haas. Girl 1: Damnnnn.

Person 1: look at this legend. Do you know his insta? Person 2: Yeah. It’s @haasy_boy
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ms james

A wild beast who cannot be tamed by anyone or thing
"Hey this party is almost as wild as ms james"
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james pham

James Pham is a humble, hardworking man who family and friends can count on for anything. Charming personality with a sexy smile with a hint of corky dad jokes. James pham is one of those guys you want in your life.
James pham is such a handyman, he built my house.
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James Pryor

James Pryor is the rizzler, he's so handsome that he could date your mum, nan and pets
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