Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.

I jacobed.

by Levarris August 15, 2019

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is Obese as fuck! If you ever meet a Jacob he is definitely addicted to video games. He is very kind and funny but can be annoying sometimes too. If you find a Jacob don’t let him go.

Woah your getting big like Jacob !

by Skdovicube November 19, 2023

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Olly Jacobs

An Olly Jacobs is a person who is admired by his peers for being such a rebel in everyday life.

Your so cool your such an olly jacobs

by OllyJ1 April 6, 2019

Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew

Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay

by NoVid April 14, 2022