brain candy

Something that the kinder teachers call the candy they give you as a bribe to do your work.

Okay! Here's some brain candy to help you kids to do your 800 word essay!

by Dudette May 13, 2005

brain teaser

A brain teaser is getting your brain teased...obviously.
If you dont have the imagination to determine wat a brain teaser is, then youre officially stupid.

person:brain teaser!!!
idiot:wats a brian teaser?
person:your dumb
idiot:i know...

by shaggy 2 dope September 30, 2006

Monkey Brain

You nigga

Jennifer has monkey brain

by nikk1919 December 11, 2019

smegma brains

A moron with no friends or is homosexual. Therefore, their brain(s) is full of or made of smegma.

Bell end: I do it because black people do.
Other person: Your not black.
Bell end: *Looks at skin* Oh yeah!
Other person: Smegma brains.

by :x-y-z: July 22, 2006

brain digger

Someone who gets men for their brains. Similar to golddigger. Often nerdy.

1: Damn that bitch brain digger diggin' Bill Gates for his brains. She gold diggin' him too.\
2: Tru dat.

by The Big Changsta April 28, 2006

Brain Dawgs

Brain Dawgs is sometimes used to express that the brain is not fully functional. Usually caused by sleepiness, or lack of energy. Like a fuzzy, or foggy feeling.

I've been asleep so long that I've got brain dawgs.

I need to go to sleep soon. I've got a case of brain dawgs.

by Bikki Kobayashi March 22, 2009

Car Brain

A phrase commonly used by urbanists who think choosing to drive means you have a disfunctional brain, and that all drivers are insonsiderste assholes who go 90 across parking lots, randomly swerve into bike lanes, and go out of their way to run over pedestrians in crosswalks... because obviously if you put all the asshole drivers on a bike, bus or train instead, they'd suddenly become more considerate.

Urbanist: I was cycling the other day and almost got hit by some car brain going 30 in a 25. All drivers are assholes. We should ban cars.

by car_brain_114 February 27, 2023