Human

God's worst (and best) mistake he has ever created.

"Yo, i'm a human"
"NO WAY REALLY?!?!??!"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 11, 2022

The Human Robot

girl who likes to drink and party and has a lot of friends on myspace, she meets all the people she parties with on myspace

shes the human robot of our school

by Randomstrangerman March 7, 2010

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.

I hope all animals go extinct except for humans

by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023

Humans

The species that everyone hates.

Person 1: Ay did you see that murderer on the news
Person 2: Yeah, humans amirite

by TheCoolNewt April 8, 2021

Human

The stupidest thing on earth

Humans are stupid

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022