ho fun

Item in china restaurant, when women buy may be a noodle dish. But when man pimp buy in private room will become a party china prostitute. first they strip no dress no throng then come the fun. only work if look like you are in know

(male) Customer: I'll have the Ho Fun.

waiter: sir you will have sexytime our ho are the best.

by KimSoFuk July 7, 2010

sea-ho

A ho that resides or can be found anywhere near the sea.

Look at that Sea-ho. She was land dwelling last time i heard.

by Poon April 11, 2005

ho bag

A hobo that is douche bag, a whore, and a diabetic.

Man, Ryan is SUCH a ho bag!

(While playing broken telephone) "It ended as… Ryan is a ho bag!"

by ryan is a ho bag January 14, 2015

ho-robics

Aerobic exercise that is meant to look sexy. Aerobic exercise that is meant to make the person look sexier. Usually both at the same time. Alternatively, a slam, if pertaining to a person in too much makeup and a thong at the gym.

1. Forget this bodybuilder training, I wanna look like a Pussycat Doll. What I need are some good ho-robics. Or, Lookit those hotties in there. Doin' their ho-robics.
2. Gahh, look at that skank in Maybelline and a thong. She's turnin' this step class into ho-robics.

by Clarissa Lowell August 28, 2008

Hobbley Ho

A scantily clad drunk woman walking down the street.

There were lots of hobbley hos at the Halloween party downtown.

by msriot March 30, 2007

ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

yacht ho's

Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.

Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.

by M. Bond February 28, 2016