Hand Jig

Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .
" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".
by Badilla July 03, 2019
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hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)
Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.
by Ümbra May 26, 2004
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Priest hands

When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life
Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life
by Nerdgirl3000 February 17, 2018
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sunas hands

suna rintarous hands are very gorgeous, wjich is why sunashands1 on twitter made it their useraname

sunashands1 is very swag😎
person 1: did you see sunas hands in the new haikyuu episode

person 2: YES! they were very pretty😩
by fabberer gabberer March 11, 2021
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Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.
Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."
by Freebie Link November 22, 2010
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Dope Hands

When your high and your hands will hold clinch. You may drop items often.
I cant hold onto my phone with these dope hands.
by IttyBittyGangGang April 15, 2020
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hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.
The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.
by Wojo12 March 13, 2010
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