Ethan

My cousins boyfriend.

idk i mean he goes to chippewa so.ethan is dating my cousin and yea.

by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.

Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy

by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022

Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Ethan

Is a literal loser. Has no balls. Might be gay.

When you’re born without balls, your parents will name you Ethan.

by T2thedoubleg November 8, 2025

ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.

This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.

by janejoe August 12, 2025

Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”

Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson”
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”

by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023

ethan cano

One gangster ass nigga with a massive horse cock

That guy Ethan cano is a boss

by Big black bald man December 22, 2020