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A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.
Cathie, you are such a douchebag!
douchebag by cthompson912 June 30, 2010
Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!
douchebag by WakaWoman January 15, 2012
A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!
Douchebag by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

Uber Douchebagery 

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.

inconvenient douchebag 

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else
barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
inconvenient douchebag by tiredtor September 20, 2010

Douchelag 

Noun
On an online game, such as Counter-Strike, blaming lag for being a shitty player
Player 1 "why aren't you hitting anything?!?!?"
Player 2 "it's my lag, i can't walk straight"
Player 1 "More like douchelag, bitch"
Douchelag by Emolicious n00b February 22, 2008