First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
Get the The devil’s dwarf discomug. A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018
Get the Devil raisinmug. 
Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
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Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.
Giles: Nice!
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Sherry: You look tired today!
Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.
Sherry: Nice!
by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019
Get the The Devil's Knockermug. <.7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.>mug. When you sit somewhere and you blast a real low resolution fart and you feel how its gas is crawling up your ballsack. It's a warning for you to remember it can be over at any moment.
by LaZerUniCorn October 9, 2020
Get the Devil's Breathmug. oh you youngins keep getting the devil's watermark on yer bodies, you keep this up and you're gonna be in hell
by JoJofan498733162 February 7, 2023
Get the Devil's watermarkmug.