Depression

The big sad

„I have depression.“ „Oh, so you have the BIIIIIIIG sad?“ „This is not funny, dave“

by epic_gamer_time March 16, 2020

Seven-eleven-depression

The feeling of sadness or disgust after eating something from a 7-Eleven.

Cole was feeling the effects of seven-eleven-depression after his stop for a hotdog at his local 7-Eleven.

by BobmanChickn May 15, 2022

depression

most people have it but either hide it or is rejected when they say they have depression.

Kid- Mum, Dad I think I have depression.

Mum and dad- Your just being dramatic. It's probably just from you being on that phone all the time.
Kid- thinks "never again"

by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 30, 2020

Depressed

Something my friends think I’m lying about being.

OMG you’re lying right? You can’t be depressed.

by Lol I’m A Gay Bitch September 9, 2019

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

Depression

When death is holding you by your buttocks.

Depression meaning - Death is holding me by the buttocks, I'm taking meds to make him stop.

by Andr Vlaisa March 18, 2019

depression

me

oh! your in so much depression, your me!

by hi, yes, hello, i'm me January 22, 2020