Closet Hawk 

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

Closet Hawk by The man without face July 26, 2010

Closetplay

A form of cosplay where one dresses up as a character people won't recognize, such as an oc or fancharacter. Not done very often because it's not easily recognized or very popular.

She prefered closetplay to regular cosplay because she found her own character's costumes more fun to make.

Closetplay by DJJay July 30, 2010

closeified

to connect; get close

Weston, Sam, and Aimee closeified the night they thought they were going to die.

closeified by WeSaCam October 2, 2010

closet hog 

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.

Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.

closet hog by deepspace10 November 30, 2010

Closet Smut 

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.

A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut

Closet Smut by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011

Closet-Kink 

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.

Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.

Closet-Kink by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011

closet juggalette 

a juggalette who is quiet about being a juggalette. these girls are still true to their family and always has their backs. Based on all their personality and how they act with friends. You'll never truly know if they are until they tell you.

That girl is such a closet juggalette, after talking to her about her views on things.

closet juggalette by Holly Matkoroni May 10, 2011