ben-glish

Ben-glish is a style of text speak that was invented and has been used whilst in communication with contemporaies for a number of years. Ben-glish takes the most phonetic attributes of the english language and deconstructs them into a hodge podge mish mash of syntax and subtext

invented after a mutual and concerned dissatisfaction with the english language and its limitations , it has been used on the walls and in the digital communications of the world for a while.

Also refers to a laziness when writing Ie cant be bothered spelling . usually sentences are structured like...

"IwnttothshpngtzsmdrnkndnIwnthmnrolldaspliff"

ben-glish rolls like this "yah yah we beez chur sofa setee, eyez hs deez tings n stf thtz nds 2 b taken 2 yah plce . wenneth shall we liase up in deez clurbz...or sm shit

by rdstar309z February 2, 2010

big ben

verb: to call person particularly an habitually late employee to tell them to get out of bed.

THE BOSS (to secretary): Isn't it time to BIG BEN, Abbie?

by thomas dean February 4, 2013

ben haigh

arse.

Everyone: Let's beat ben haigh with a ruler!

by penchaud November 14, 2013

ben hayes

A fat midget that has the worlds smallest penis and needs to get a life because non of his friends actually like him

Someone: do you know Ben Hayes

Someone else: o yeah the fat midget

by BenHayes thefatmidget September 1, 2019

Ben

Usually a big boned or (fat) person
Can have a lovely personality but get on the wrong side and he will give you a shit time.

Smart
Well off type of person
A proper northern name

Ben is a name

by Eh14 July 2, 2014

ben carson

One of the greatest Neurosurgeons in history. He was the youngest head of Pediatric Neurosurgery at John Hopkins hospital. He pioneered the Hemispherectomy which is the full removal of a brain hemisphere to treat seizures. He also performed the first successful separation of Siamese twins conjoined at the head. A staunch republican, his soft tone and religious center pull his public image toward the extreme. Often misquoted, never duplicated. The good doctor has enough good sense to smack the sonic rings back into the Democratic Party of the American political system.

That Ben Carson is a brilliant man.

by NabiscoCFO March 7, 2016

Ben 10

A creature like the trees from lord of the rings. it smokes pot and eats "brownies". occasionally, it gorges on berries. it refuses to speak to the yulia gnome, who insistently ululates speech with no meaning towards behind eight ball Ben 10. This creature has a history of oddity, as a lonely niglet roamed the dangerous streets of forest hills, in packs, it searches for the ever disappearing essence of the experience of the get-up-and-go. This creature enjoys the violent love of its wolf pack and adventures in pinocchios. Its hobbies include: stealing from local 7/11 organizations, rain dances, religious studies, pyrotechnics, nymphomaniac activities, and JAZZ. it seems like a misguided youth, however, it is in fact a hilarious entity with a vast vocabulary of useless junk. fights aliens with a wristwatch! Born on the day of the boston massacre, however it survived, but the casualties remain really high, so that it could terrorize the remote streets of forest hills, fighting hasidic kikes and bukhar trash. Dislikes include narcs, big brother, hippy idiots, "ignorance is bliss". Did I mention that it has a mess of hair!

Me: Where did ben 10 run off to?
You: but of course to eat a "brownie" and fight alien cock.

Me: Why is my house on fire?
You: Ben 10 was bored!

Me: It's 12 NIGHT. Do you know where your Ben 10 is?
You: Business.

Me: Where did you obtain your Ben 10?
You: The mail!!!

by mashka1kakashka February 7, 2010