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Ben-glish is a style of text speak that was invented and has been used whilst in communication with contemporaies for a number of years. Ben-glish takes the most phonetic attributes of the english language and deconstructs them into a hodge podge mish mash of syntax and subtext

invented after a mutual and concerned dissatisfaction with the english language and its limitations , it has been used on the walls and in the digital communications of the world for a while.

Also refers to a laziness when writing Ie cant be bothered spelling . usually sentences are structured like...

"IwnttothshpngtzsmdrnkndnIwnthmnrolldaspliff"
ben-glish rolls like this "yah yah we beez chur sofa setee, eyez hs deez tings n stf thtz nds 2 b taken 2 yah plce . wenneth shall we liase up in deez clurbz...or sm shit
ben-glish by rdstar309z February 2, 2010
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A language spoken by westernised people who have origins in Bangladesh. Half bengali, half english.
"Here I'll translate"
"You can't translate it for shit, you speak in benglish man!"
Benglish by Fand0n October 18, 2018
Benglish is an alternate meme version of the English language that uses as many B's as possible. You take away the first letter of a word unless it's a vowl, you also replace important consonants with B only if the word is noticably longer. Note, people will treat you differently.
"Bey, ban bou beak benglish?"
"Bou bow bi bad bo bo bit bo bem."
"Bamerica bis ba best bountry, Bange by bind."
"Banos Bar"
"Beme breview"
"Bi bant bo bit"
Name examples
-Bogan
-Banner
-Bobiah
-Bichael
-Bohn
-Bage
-Bustin
-Batthew
-Bavin
-Besus
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Benglish by Agent Marshall November 13, 2018
Benglish is an irritation that you can't get rid of.
Benglish by JSharter June 20, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026