John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 06, 2024
by heagheueppon October 22, 2022
AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.
by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 01, 2021
You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017
by muhahahahhahaha October 25, 2023
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
by Do-or-die January 09, 2024
by dontstopme April 06, 2019