Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
Get the Driving in my car right after a beer mug.A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.
pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
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