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My dick

My dick is something that your mum sucks
by …? June 7, 2022
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sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.
Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!
by Puffer43 September 9, 2020
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Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”
An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord
by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Pulling my bones

When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie
You're pulling my bones mate
by Haz431 April 22, 2016
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big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.
james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....
by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023
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Tiddling My Moist Minge

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.
by MommyRisa March 7, 2025
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