by Sludge Muncher March 11, 2021
Get the Ass Muncher/Munchkinsmug. Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. by hDark August 28, 2025
Get the fucking my ass offmug. Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk
I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever
Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever
Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
by thiccycheese June 18, 2020
Get the Nasty ass fan fictionmug. This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.
Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!
Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
by Sebrome December 28, 2024
Get the Dead assmug. by Cam Young December 1, 2013
Get the ass throwedmug. One of the feltching disciplines; cum is sucked from an asshole by the "Siphon". Once full, they transfer the cumload into a vagina by mouth.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.
I assume you siphon ass? It's irresponsible this day and age to waste cum that way.
We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.
We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.
by Lucifix March 18, 2023
Get the Siphoning Assmug.