glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 10, 2018

made that shit my meal

a saying used to refer to a task or assignment that was completed successfully

“I just aced my Chem test. I really made that shit my meal.”

by May 24, 2023

Poopy on my shtoopy

Have sex with me

Johnny: Please poopy on my shtoopy!
Venessa: No way! I’m saving myself for marriage

by Xylophone 66 May 27, 2020

Fitz in my bits

when Terry Fitzgerald, aliases Terry Fitz, Terrance Gerald, Ter-bear, Fitty, Ferry Titz, etc. is in, well, your bits!

"Oh... Terry is so hot!"
"I know, I want fitz in my bits!"

by johnny5617 July 25, 2024

Your my Devin to your Leslie

A deep passion between two lovers that cannot put into words the amount of love they have for each other. The need to be with one another and when they are they never want to let go, they cling to one another they are a true love story, one not made up of imagination but of moments created in reality.

Her: I love you so much
Him: how much my darling?
Her: my love, your my devin to your Leslie

by Teen_in_love January 09, 2022

You took my loot

You took my lewt!!! When some one steals ur loot in any game that u worked hard on

I was upset that you took my loot!!!after I got the kill

by Greenbeanfiend November 29, 2018

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021