filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

by Knower of Useless Information October 26, 2017

fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!

mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life

by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

Not in my soup

It's a phrase you say to your friends to politely deny the act of them releasing bodily fluids in your significant others mouth

Hey man can I shit in your girlfriends mouth tonight?

Not in my soup no!

by Ordinary description January 28, 2023

Chananchida win my heart

Chananchida win my heart

Chananchida win my heart

by anonymous February 4, 2024

My mind

MY FACE!
ITS ALL YOURS AT THE END OF THE DAY
MY LIFE!
MY NAME!
ITS ALL YOURS TO REFLECT AND SUSTAIN

AW SHUCKS!

my mind is

by Shuckingit6741 September 15, 2025

oh my god your so trashhh

what little rage kids say when someone kills them on forknife

oh my god your so trashhh go home to you mam

by idorandomword November 15, 2019