Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

pod work

Drug trafficking

Hi its Tony from Thailand.. Do you have any pod work;)

by Tusker January 24, 2017

Work-stories

Work-Stories... , that Patrick

is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...

Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb

People being boring in work, so they do something to look popular - Work-Stories.

by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021

✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️

Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...

Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 2, 2013

Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.

Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.

by Captain Christian November 4, 2021

Work

No YOU are a fat sack of shit who has to be an EMPLOYEE and you want me to have to be an EMPLOYEE with you.

Hym "And LIKE THE FAT SACK OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE... You are trying to tie yourself to my ankles and drag me down with you. Coming up with the theory IS the work. You're being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes work and what constitutes creating AI and you need to be shut the fuck up, manually. You need to save these mentally retarded fucks from themselves. You need to save their kids. I'm don't need to be an EMPLOYEE because I'm not YOU. You piece of shit. Your kids don't deserve money or life more than I do. And they sure as hell don't deserve it equally. You are living off the government because you got you fat pussy stuffed by a fat-cock every chance you get and NOW you need to STEAL FOOD OUT OF MY MOUTH TO FEED YOUR KIDS WITH EBT."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2025