When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused
"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."
by DMTice40 July 13, 2015
When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.
"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"
by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017
The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.
All those nerds at Comicon are sporting proximity boners dressed like theyre "to infinity and beyond" instead of getting a job.
by Studly Chucksteak Hungwell October 02, 2015
A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.
Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012
by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021
by slap happy rice July 18, 2007
1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.
2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.
2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.
1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!
2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!
2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.
by Pudge/Kyle August 26, 2008