Fun to be around and always the life of the party. He usually has a huge cock. The women flock to him, due to the fact that he has a large cock. He has sexy brown eyes that can see right through you. If you have a relationship with him beware, because you aren't the only one. There are too many fish in the sea for him to pick just one. The bottom line is he is hot, but you better watch your back.
by creeper32145 January 14, 2012
Get the Tom Willie mug.in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011
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by Supe Sizze Swag October 26, 2011
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by kenyanlova November 8, 2011
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If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018
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