Captain Karlos

The owner and operator of all operations. No exceptions!

You must answer to Captain Karlos. He calls the shots.

by Jryanrussell October 9, 2025

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Captain Alicia

The mythical Battleship champion known for sinking fleets with terrifying precision.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.

• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”

by Justfreakinoutyanno December 10, 2025

loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.

“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”

by phillyjoe555 February 26, 2024

Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.

Wow , Brick you’re like a mini captain America - archer larochelle

by TommKent February 29, 2024