brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

brown sus

referring to brown as suspicious in among us

Red: Brown sus!
Brown: Am not!

by RedIsSoSus November 19, 2022

robert browning

The act of anal intercourse...’browning’ the ‘robert’. 19th century slang. Used in ‘Tipping the Velvet’ by Sarah Waters

Rent boy parlance: 2 shillings for a shuffle, 1/2 crown for a suck, or a sovereign for a Robert Browning.

by Willow Moon February 3, 2018

Brown Box

A term used to describe a hard turn a driver just made. The notion is that the turn was so abrupt and so scary, that it would not be impossible that someone's shorts would have turned brown. It's meant to be used to acknowledge the person driving turned WAY too hard, and encourage them to drive safer and turn with more care. Another way of saying "you almost killed us with your driving"

In a car of 4 people, the driver makes a hard right turn that almost flips the car and the tires on the car squeal.
The passengers yell out "Brown Box!"

by joeschmoeseph May 11, 2022

Everett Brown

A absolute unit of a person usually 6 feet tall has infinite Brainage and is intelligent and strong and funny and tall and friendly and brilliant and friends with people and goes to school and a good person.

New student: Whose that

Not new student: oh that is Everett Brown he is the most epic person Ever he is absolutely brilliant has infinite Brainage is 6 foot tall and runs quick and basketball and soccer and football and shootout and discus and tennis and swimming and powerlifting and run.

by Everett is my name or is it December 6, 2021

Brown Mouth

A result of eating too much ass

I knew my boyfriend was cheating when he came home with brown mouth.

by BossmanDude February 15, 2019