Shart 

Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.

After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.

Shart by Xenomancer April 9, 2009

Shart 

Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?

Shart by Bennnyballbags October 14, 2007

Shart 

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

Shart by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009

shorta 

Shorta means police. It's typical to hear young middle eastern people say it.

Man#1: Eow watch out for the shorta
Man#2: thanks mate

shorta by Foxsi! April 9, 2017

shart 

To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted?

Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

shart by g,sus November 28, 2007

shart 

What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

shart by Nixxer February 5, 2010

Shortbloke 

A repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. Common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or 'stingy' approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.

Friend: 'Hey Shortbloke, I'll give you the $5 back tomorrow' ... Shortbloke: 'Actually, it's $5.10 you owe me'

Shortbloke by JTrain441 October 29, 2010