Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011

reverse mike tyson

One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*

"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"

"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."

by fuckjeffbezosntrump August 31, 2021

Reverse Mother Bird

To Shit in a person's mouth, and then to have that shit vomited in to one's own mouth, finally vomiting shit in to that very same person's ass.

Steve N-"I totally reverse mother birded this chick last night"

Oz-"Oh ya? How was it?"

Steve N-"Food still doesn't taste right"

by TheOswald October 23, 2009

Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.

Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."

by 50K All Day July 15, 2018

tres reverse card

a card you can use if you run out of dos reverse cards

you: *runs out of dos reverse cards*
you: tres reverse card

by BenSav March 16, 2021

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012

reverse chocolate slide

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull out turn around and shit on her back.

I gave your mom the best reverse chocolate slide last night!

by Tropis Rex June 10, 2009