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Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
Post-breakup by icky_crown December 13, 2021

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.
“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”
post hatrick bj by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021

Post-Birth hemorrhoids 

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

Post Ghost 

Luring a person who ghosted you back with sex, then creating at the first opportunity as a way of getting back at them.

Also known as ‘Mayavenge’ or ‘Dramaya’
That crazy bitch set that pussy trap only to give you that Post Ghost drama. What a hoe!
Post Ghost by Bearjewbackhand January 19, 2022

Post Music Clarity 

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
“Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
Post Music Clarity by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.
Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.