nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021

nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023

Nipple resistant

Being resistant to nipples

Are you nipple resistant

by The entire graduating class May 6, 2019

squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

flapple nipple

a person with man boobs that's nipples flap around

I hate when i have sex with dudes with flapple nipples.

by clb3122 December 20, 2014

Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025